exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

replacement for preposterous boast, but alas, which is a replacement for weird flex but okay

John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

by Colinonthesehaters November 20, 2018

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Turkey Baster

Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.

Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.

Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.

It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.

by two lips April 20, 2010

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bluster

A sexual act so outrageous, it can only be said that after, both partners will be unable to walk for many days after. Myth says it name derives from the sound of two people blustering sped up fifty times.

The girl slapped him in the face and walked right out on Kevin after he asked to bluster.

by sval March 2, 2011

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shit-blistering

an extreme form of masochistic behaviour, in which the slave is coated with fecal material until blisters are raised on the skin. Not for the faint-of-heart, or the sane.

The dungeon of his master was where he endured shit-blistering, in order to gain Her approval.

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

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