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Texting Battles

When you encounter misunderstandings with your partner via texting in messengers. This occurs when either one of them communicates wrong or send broken texts or use of offensive words leading to fight and detachment
He is vulnerable to texting battles and finally had decided to uninstall all messenger applications from his smartphone.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 6, 2016
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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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Battle Bus

A vehicle that defys all laws of physics by transporting 100 people in a 30 seater bus through the air being propelled by an oversized balloon. At random intervals some passengers chose to vacate the bus to their inevidable doom.

Most passengers of this bus are virgins or going through a divorce.
I'm leaving you Insert your name here All you ever do is circle jerk your friends on that Battle Bus
by Dailystraw July 9, 2019
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Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.
Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019
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Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times
Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies
by Hamtaro November 13, 2019
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Intense Naval Battle

When two men on a water bed try to nut on each other, the first one to land a nut on the wins.
I gotta get cleaned up, Johny and I had an Intense Naval Battle.
by Big boi mandingo March 28, 2019
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buddy battle

When two people dress up as different video game characters and have anal but when the man is going to climax he says the iconic voice line of his character and when he cums the girl says the iconic phrase of her character truly a beuty
Whoh you and shane did the buddy battle thats wild how was it
by Peen plower 12 April 13, 2019
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