Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

by JLambert November 20, 2010

wichill awaw

wichill awaw, meaning that someone is with equal terms of a simp, it also is someone who was very dumb in making basic conscious choices in their daily life. another meaning could be that the person has autism.

First scenario:
ramel: i like jadey wady
simon: what a wichill awaw

scenario2:
mario: how do you spell pineapple?
everyone else: what a wichill awaw

by awawman July 18, 2021

Awkward

A person who just outright makes any situation uncomfortable just by being there.

Way to make the situation awkward Andy.

by AwkwardAndy November 4, 2010

Awkward

My friend's old teacher said, that every time there's an awkward silence, a gay baby gets born. So that means we're all gay, and you can't denie it!!!!

Man 1: ...Sooo...(awkward silence)...
Man 2: Ha, your gay!

by Spazcat101 May 7, 2009

Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010

awkward peacock

requires two people.

person 1: places the heels of his hands together, and sticks all of his fingers out, like a peacock's feathers.
person 2: makes a fist, sticks thumb out. puts the fist at the junction of person 1's hands/"feathers" and points the outstretched thumb away from the feathers. (peacock's head and body)

awkward peacock, as appears above.

by dmq88 January 16, 2010

awkward

in your 5-31-05 daily word "emergency dance party" you spelled the definition wrong! Awkward is correct...you spelled it akward

An awkward moment occurs when you spell something wrong in a dictionary!

by Helene Patterson June 7, 2005