Alyssa

Alyssa is the most precious girl you will ever meet. Alyssas are usually into sports ESPECIALLY volleyball and soccer. They have the most contagious high pitched laugh you will ever hear😂. Alyssas love hanging out with friends and love gossiping. Whenever something happens to her, she will tell you everything! Even if it’s something as little as a boy. Speaking of boys Alyssas have a weird type. Alyssas are usually into guys who are hispanic and tall. Alyssas will always support you whenever you need it. If your an Alyssa you have a high chance of being someone’s secret admirer❤️ Alyssas are such a flirt! They will literally find any way to talk to you or wave at you💗 If you come across an Alyssa in your life, take your chance!!!!🥰🥰

Guy 1: hey whos that cute girl over there?
Guy 2: oh thats alyssa *daydreams*

Guy 1: Man she’s beautiful, i think im gonna ask her out

Guy 2: *punches* HEY MAN! Thats my girl

by Lovely...jane February 5, 2020

Alyssa Loretta Earle

an anime grill

omg I am next to an Alyssa Loretta Earle

by BRONKASARUS April 8, 2022

Dirty Alyson

Usually a girl who licks dog sh*t off a toilet and loves making people suffer

Becky- omg she is such a Dirty Alyson
Rebecca- ew i know right

by Juiceboibs April 15, 2020

alyssa effect

the effect of being annoyed, pestered or just plain pissed off by someone who constantly brings up high school stories or talks about their high school friends. rooted in college dorms where one person clings on to their old life instead of meeting new people.

You wanna go out to a party with the girls in 421 tonight?

No way man, they got the Alyssa effect goin on in there, Mary just won't shut up about her friends at home.

by they call me tater salad... October 22, 2010

Alyssa

This girl is a good that looks beautiful, but can be a bit boss and sassy. She is a kind person but is mainly know to boss around people, or if you want to call it.. bullying :(. If your someone more on the popular side, than she’ll treat you like a piece of gold. And if your her crush or boyfriend, just might want to get away. She might have stunning eyes, but do not get tricked. She just wants you because your popular.

Person 1: Did you hear what Alyssa did?
Person 2: Yes! She always so bossy to everyone!!

by helloaudrey❤️ December 17, 2017

Alyssa

A girl who will have sec with Austin

Alyssa have sex with Austin

by Hey hen March 9, 2020

Alyson

A superficial, shallow, person who only cares about themselves. Looks at her/himself in the mirror every chance they get. Judge people inside and out. Who love putting people down to make themselves feel better. Talks great about themselves and terrible about others. Oh and also finds friends exboyfriends attractive

Stop beinh a fucking Alyson, Patricia.

by narcson October 14, 2016