Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

ho do you need that???

used to express aggravation and standingonbusinessification if a ho is obviously looking for trouble and wants to catch these hands.

Girl A: 'You look crazy as fuck in that outfit lmfao...'
Girl B: 'Ho do you need that???'

by chileanywayz December 11, 2024

Do You Need That

Do you need that is a slang people at my school made it essentially means Do you need that attitude

"do you need that attittude?"

by SapphireYT December 18, 2024

All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

This mission is quite easy if you are attentive

CJ: *loses those mfs*

Big smoke: All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

by Friend2850 December 21, 2024

Do you need that?

A statement used when someone is provoking you to fight; used with someone you don’t like that is getting on your nerves.

Marley: I really don’t like you
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.

by kkdixon December 23, 2024

do you get it

Used to prompt acknowledgement from your listener towards the severity of what you are telling them.

Dan: and then Ryan started talking shit raising his voice. I’m not a mug do you get it so I had to run up on him.

Jason: madting

by RealestOne October 19, 2019

do you think im only fans to you

somthing retarded luzu said

spoopy: who want to see my cock
luzu: do you think im only fans to you

by jurkin2fortniteskins June 16, 2025