a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
Situation 1:
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 6, 2018
When someone is being belligerent it is appropriate for you to ask if they need a broom for the sand in their vagina.
by crowboy11111 September 28, 2010
do you need a mario cart is literally just asking if you need a cart they’re just adding the “mario” part into the question
by milfs101 November 16, 2021
Something cool people say after someone's been roasted, another way of saying, "do you need some ice for that burn"-but cooler. Say it if you want the instant clout.
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST
Person 2: Your mom is Stupid
Person 3: Oooooh, do you need some butter for that TOAST
by thepope123 February 9, 2019
Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc
Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣
Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.
Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞
Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x
Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.
Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞
Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x
by Scriptures April 10, 2017
When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"
by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 10, 2018