put you on

Use your ability to help someone

If you wait around, I'll be able to put you on with the connect

by Ch!efBoog!e June 13, 2016

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Get the put you onmug.

you dumbfuck

normally used as an insult to someone stupid as hell or retarded

you dumbfuck you spilled my coffee!

by wow you can smd February 9, 2014

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Get the you dumbfuckmug.

says you

Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical

Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"

by GutNose November 18, 2014

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Get the says youmug.

it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

by Sarah July 18, 2004

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Get the it's not you, it's memug.

How are you?

The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.

I was dying of cancer and had to see my doctor. He asked me, "How are you?"

by Stephan Smolka January 17, 2009

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