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university of alabama

n: a terrible college in a terrible town where all the kids who couldn't get into a better college go to get wasted all the time. Typical activities of an Alabama student include: getting coked up, drinking heavily, talking about the very dead "Bear" Bryant, and generally acting like a dumbass- they all wish they were smart enough to go to Auburn.
Dude, I'm legally retarded, and even though I only have a 2nd grade education and I am married to my sister, I still got a scholarship to Alabama!
by Philip J. McKrackin June 27, 2005
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alabama

I was born here in Alabama and proud of it...everyone thinks alabama is full of racism and REDNECKS. That is wrong. I have traveled to many places around the US and believe me...there are REDNECKS and racism everywhere.If alabama is sooo bad...why are my friends from up north moving down here to escape urban life???? mmm....
War Eagle-Hey !!!!!!
by Lauren November 29, 2003
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Alaaddin

Your friendly neighborhood black man. The guy you always run to for help and advice, the one you trust with your life just because he is willing to listen. Though, he himself is not a very revealing character, keeping his thoughts and emotions to himself, which usually lead to stress. Nevertheless, he is a great leader and motivator, because people are willing to listen to a man who is willing to listen to them. Lastly, he is the man who cares and loves you more than you could and would ever guess. So be careful the next time you talk to him about a crush, because he may get hurt and/or jealous.

PS, Alaaddin and Alaadin and Aladin and Aladdin are not the same!
I wish I could speak to Alaaddin, he'd know what to do.
by Kentucky Fried CHICKEEEENNNNNN September 21, 2011
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alabama fizzy float

Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.
His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.
by Alabama Fizzy Float June 19, 2014
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Alabama Buttfuck

An alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 1/2 whole milk and 1/2 cheap domestic beer of your choice.
Randy wasn't trying to get drunk, he just wanted a good old fashioned Alabama Buttfuck with the boys.
by testarossa__ August 3, 2015
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Alabama poutine

A dish of fries toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Guy: I'd sure go for a Alabama poutine right now!
Girl: Tough luck man, they only serve that in Trois-Rivières.
by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016
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alabama rally

A regular rally in Alabama....

That turns into an orgy.
Guy: "Yo did you go to the Alabama rally yesterday"
Girl: "Yeah, it was totally epic. I got a Alabama hot pocket"
by FruitSnacks2 September 28, 2017
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