When you have sex with 8 different people all of different races (the gyms) and then you have sex with the biggest bop you know (the champion)
by Thechampion_1 August 17, 2025
Get the Ash ketchumming mug.A volunteer firefighter so addicted to the idea of battling flames that he begins to imagine smoke and fire where none exist, much like a desperate wanderer in the desert mistaking heat haze for water. Typically characterized by delusions of heroism, compulsive false alarms, and an insatiable need to prove relevance in the absence of actual emergencies.
“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”
by Jack Dollson September 3, 2025
Get the Ash-junkie mug.A person who consistently lies to spread hate or mistrust towards other people, while making themselves look as the victim or hero. They are most often narcissistic. They make the truth hazy and hard to see by sprinkling their lies throughout. The most affected victims of these people, are children, most notably, their own children. These are called Ash Walkers as they are constantly trying to navigate, or walk through the ash spread by the other person. The other main victim is the person who the ash talking is about. Usually the childrens' other parent.
Those poor children think that their dad doesn't love them or care about them, because their mother is an ash talker.
by Sash Filter September 5, 2025
Get the ASH TALKER mug.A person who is the victim of an "Ash Talker" usually and most notably a child. Other less permanent victims are romantic partners, coworkers, friends, family members. As a result of being consistanlty lied to by the Ash Talker, their view of the truth is hazy or non existent. Just as someone can't see walking through a cloud of ashes. Adult victims are usually temporary, because they are better equipped to navigate the the lies and half truths of the ash talker. Child victims are more permanent and have lasting affects that follow them for the rest of their life. These children are said to have ashwalker syndrome.
Because I was an Ash Walker when I was a child, I wrongfully thought my father didn't want to see me or didn't care about me, and that he abused my ash talking mother in the past.
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Hyper-fixation on diversity of things or experiences related to each other with perseverance in an illogical loop of infinite determination to execute a goal or dream that’s typically unrealistic or ego driven.
In other words….Focusing on one thing to the point of spiraling to one’s doom.
Hyper-fixation on diversity of things or experiences related to each other with perseverance in an illogical loop of infinite determination to execute a goal or dream that’s typically unrealistic or ego driven.
In other words….Focusing on one thing to the point of spiraling to one’s doom.
“Mark blew it with Liv because he suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”
“Liv should have had a part-time job with all the hours she spent playing on Webkinz, too bad she suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”
“Call me Ash Ketchum but I’ve tried all the tequilas at that bar, I wanna go somewhere else”
“Liv should have had a part-time job with all the hours she spent playing on Webkinz, too bad she suffered from Ash Ketchum syndrome.”
“Call me Ash Ketchum but I’ve tried all the tequilas at that bar, I wanna go somewhere else”
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