got me dead. dead as a cacaroach

an inside joke that was created on TikTok and means something is really funny.

Did you hear what she just said? Got me dead. Dead as a cacaroach.

by ih8myslf November 19, 2020

Athena Asamiya

A beautiful broad from the King of Fighters Fighting Game Series. Athena started out in her own games, Athena and Psycho Soldier, and later became part of King of Fighters. She is said to be an incarnation of the greek goddess under the same name. She is a Japanese pop star. She also has psychic powers. She likes creating homepages, shopping, and leaf-shaped bean cakes. She hates grasshoppers. She fights for justice. She is best friends with Sie Kensou.

Athena Asamiya can kick almost anyone's ass.

by OmegaXMK2 November 10, 2008

Single as a Pringle

Now, most think it is simply a lazy ryme, but it's much more deep than that. Being "single like a Pringle" means you don't want to be single. Everyone is ment to be together, or at least in groups, and your alone. No one loves you. Hell, who the fuck would buy a can of Pringles if it only had one Pringle? Wich means your destiny is to be thrown away and eaten by rodents or a homeless person. Your pathetic and worthless. No one will ever want you. Ever. No one would even blink if you died you discusting Pringle.

Girl 1:"lol I'm as single as a Pringle"

Girl 2:"Haha what does that even mean Pringles come in packs"

Girl 2:"I am extremely suicidal."

by Hamilton fan to the max May 10, 2020

as nutty as a fruitcake

completely insane, very eccentric

That girl is as nutty as a fruitcake

by Light Joker June 3, 2006

asayc

As Soon As You Can similar to ASAP

Can you let me know ASAYC?

by Lilianna December 24, 2008

asamof

abbreviation: as a matter of fact (adv.)

(in reality or actuality; "in fact, it was a wonder anyone survived"; "painters who are in fact anything but unsophisticated"; "asamof. he is several inches taller than his father")

by dagoburt October 9, 2008

Asanti

Asanti is out of her mind, and painfully shy. Asanti is super smart, and what some might call "Slim Thicc." Those named Asanti are envied by everyone, and are "pretty" in their own way. Asanti is also a bit of a crybaby.

Awww, Asanti's crying again. That poor thing...

Asanti---._.

by shadyyyyyasf November 30, 2019