Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.

While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.

by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025

Legan the Penguin

Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.

Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin”

by liversandmya April 20, 2018

Club Penguin

where were u when club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Cowbelly Studios November 6, 2020

Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.

Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....

by Yuekaday April 11, 2011

penguin tan

A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguin’s white front and black backside.

Dude, my Farmer’s tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.

by callmezeus June 21, 2022

Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”

“That man over there is such a Penguin tent”

by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020

slingshotting penguins

see punch the walrus

where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)

by declanisromped April 21, 2008