Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
Get the Comfort Wavesmug. by jager666999 April 1, 2023
Get the Cherry wavemug. by John Conde June 19, 2023
Get the Rogue Wavemug. The act of raising your hand after making an aggressive and rude traffic faux-pas, like changing lanes 2 feet in front of someone because you were going to miss your offramp.
The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.
The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.
by dred_lox May 15, 2014
Get the the Futhank you wavemug. When one "drives" farm equipment, tractors, loaders etc, one always has both hands on something. A farm wave is eye contact, and a slight nod. I see you, and you see me.
When I drove through my neighborhood and and saw the cops staking out the neighbor's quinceañera party, I gave one a farm wave. 'Cause a bunch of teenage girls can get up to shit.
by 168gr May 8, 2015
Get the farm wavemug. New wave is a litterl statement as to a wave being new to society and tranquility. You have to be a Space X employee to be on the New Wave like Pri.
by GoatManScoop December 12, 2021
Get the New Wavemug. by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets November 30, 2018
Get the Wave 20Bmug.