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Dumb Song

Oh, in my head
You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurtin' me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free
You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real
So, if that's how you feel
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff
Your world is endin' soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave
So, if that's what you're sayin'
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
You: Hey bro, you wanna listen to the Dumb Song?
Bro: Yeah, that's my favorite song!
by tsam5 March 30, 2024
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commercial song

- you only listen to commercial song...
- no its not true!!! give me an example
- shape of you
- ...
by lolilol_swiss September 5, 2021
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K-Pop song addictiveness

The phenomenon where certain K-Pop song are so addictive that these songs are even banned for students to listen whilst studying for CSAT (College Scholastic Ability Test) — which do not normally apply to songs from other countries of origin, e.g. the song "APT" (standing for "apartment") by Rosé and Bruno Mars, and also the song "House Party" by VVUP
That new track by Rosé is such a hit that it’s part of the K-Pop song addictiveness ban for students preparing for the CSAT!
by Emotional Cruiser October 28, 2025
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My Bang Song

My Bang Song ; Take your birthday year and month and go back 9 months from then and see the top 5 Billboard songs of the conception month. Pick one song, Because there is a good chance that one of those songs where playing on the radio the night Mom And Dad did the Horizontal Monstermash and made you.
I was born March -1980 back up 9 months July -1979 looked at Billboard top 5 songs and MY BANG SONG is Donna Summers, Ring my Bell. Was my choice. The beginning of house music.
by DrFuck September 11, 2018
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Lost Song Syndrome

the inability to recall the tune of a song you like. Opposite of the Last Song Syndrome (LSS) where a song can't get out of your head to the point that it becomes annoying, the Lost Song Syndrome (LoSS) makes you forget how the tune goes (but you still know the title, singer, lyrics, or even the choreography).

It makes the person consume a lot of time thinking, but the person will only remember the tune when he's tired of thinking about it anymore.
Guy1: What's your favorite song?

Guy2: 'Thunder' by Boys Like Girls

Guy1: Never heard of that before. Can you sing it?

Guy2: Sure.....mmm...uhmmm....*thinking*.....Oh shit, it's that lost song syndrome again!
by ravenclaw07 March 30, 2011
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Tiger Song

A submissive femboy who lapdances for the nazis and watches skibidi toilet and sigma compilations
"Oh my god Tiger Song I edge to you"
by BigNoseBanker November 20, 2023
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