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Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.
by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021
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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021
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Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.
Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.
by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021
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ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham
by RoxyB April 28, 2021
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ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."
We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.
by j0h May 11, 2021
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Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.
by saiborg June 19, 2023
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Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny
Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)
by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023
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