April 1

The birthday of people who are jokes

Karen: I heard you were born on April 1?
Beatrice: Yes, why?
Karen: Because you are a total joke!

by Parker Czirjak November 8, 2019

RULE #1

no fat chicks

RULE #1
no. fat. chicks.

by brennasty April 5, 2009

Red-1

A French Canadian yak bastard that bitches and moans all fucking day long and thinks MGS is the almighty God.

Red-1 on netrunner2k.net

by NeMeSiS XxX February 13, 2004

5 on 1

to masturbate, to jerk off.

What are you doing? I'm playing some 5 on 1.

by nbnb January 6, 2008

March 1

The day before March 2.
May come after either February 28 or February 29.

Guy 1: Mah’ birthdayz on March 1
Guy 2: That's random.

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 26, 2018

1/5

4/20 reduced to its simplest terms, so now there is a second Smoking Day for all you potheads on January 5th. Have fun toking up.

Man, I just can't wait for 4/20. Tommorow is January 5th (1/5), wanna ditch school and go toke up?

by Trey Fitzgerald May 17, 2007

February 1

National dress up as a bunny girl day.

Paiman: Hey Rocio you know what today is.
Rocio: Ugh do I have to?
Paiman: It's February 1 you have too

by ZzzTentation December 2, 2020