May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

November 5

The day destiel became canon on the show Supernatural, and broke Tumblr.

Oh, it’s November 5 again. Supernatural is trending. The CW is homophobic. Fuck everything.

by aqdfghjkl November 5, 2021

October 5

Date a person who's name starts with P

Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly

by UrMomsMommyMilkers September 19, 2021

October 5

The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade

John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?

by Cheesyballsack October 5, 2021

November 5

on November 5 you need to hang out with your bf/gf for the rest of the day

November 5 just do it!!!!

by lover1133 October 18, 2021

PlayStation 5

Something with the power of a PC, priced like a console. The controller is more responsive than your Discord friends.

The PlayStation 5 is better than your trash PC.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

5 ghpeda

5 ghpeda is a word spoken only by the wise man Pantelhs Iwannou who also created the game-changing phrase t r e i s s s s s

"Baseline twra oloi 5 ghpeda 🖐✊🖐✊"
"Oses fffffoooorrrrreeeeeessss annnnnnooooiiiiiiiggggeeeeeiiii ttttooooo xxxxxxeeeeeeriiii mmmmmoooooouuuuuu toso tha trexeis"

by κωουτσ May 20, 2021