Rape Shower

The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.

I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.

by pchr100 December 4, 2010

table shower

Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts

Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings

by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007

White trash shower

Washing one's hair in the kitchen sink before going to work instead of taking their fat fuckin' carcass and getting in the shower like normal people.

I gotta get ready for work and then take a white trash shower.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

Whore Shower

a Whore Shower has several variations. It can be performed by a whore in a gas station washroom sink, washing only the stinky parts of her body. Another variation is when the whore douches herself and uses perfume to cover up the smell of sweaty sex for sale.

Shit, I'm late for work and I don't have time to shower, so I'll just have a whore shower at work.

by Vansterdamn! April 28, 2008

power shower

The act of drinking an iced cold beer in a hot shower. This is usually done on friday nights for those who can't pregame before going out. Typically, you wash your face, pound a beer, wash your hair, pound a beer, wash your body, pound a beer, and so on. This is so when you are done getting ready for the night, you're already drunk.

Dude...we're leaving in 20 minutes? Fuck it, I'll do a power shower.

by The Donn April 29, 2006

roman shower

similar to golden shower, only involving vomit instead

Howard Stern puked when Jeff received his roman shower on the air.

by FunkMasterFlex July 18, 2003

Beer Shower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower. Not to be confused with the other form of a beer shower: someone dumping a beer on someone's head.. which is alcohol abuse.

"I'm going to hop into the shower and pound a Heineken."
- "Ah Beer Shower! Good Call bro!"

by Matt1184 January 31, 2008