Pink Flub

Pink Flub is slang for a fat womans vagina.

Dale: jr said that i could borrow his wifes pink flub while he was out of town for the tony stewart engine, bait and tackle convention.

by fat obese lady July 16, 2017

Flusterfuss

One who is easily flustered, to the point of absurd flamboyancy.

stranger-"Hello, Gary!"

gary-"Ohh! Oh! Me-oh-my-oh gee!"
(Said whilst flapping hands about by the wrist-joint)

Gary is a flusterfuss.

by Johhny The Biggest Boi October 11, 2011

What the flux?

Exclamation used primarily in physics to appropriately ask WTF?
acceptable in classrooms worldwide!

may be used in utter confusion or in shock of how wrong the teacher is

abbreviated WT(capital Phi)

Teacher: a vector sum equals a scalar
Robby: What the Flux???

by B_Rad_G April 19, 2009

double-flusher

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!

Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......

by p mammen August 23, 2011

flumpf

Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere

they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about

by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

by the Emperor January 25, 2014

Fluoride Vampire

A Fluoride Vampire is one who refuses to remove their head from the sand. One who cannot wrap their tiny mind around proven facts, even when it is shown to them. Educating his/herself is not an option as they are perfectly content with remaining ignorant because of an infallibility complex which they suffer from, or perhaps it is simply a lack of intelligence and lack of a sense of humility. In short; a Fluoride Vampire is someone who is beyond help and engaging in prolonged discussions with said Fluoride Vampire should be avoided at all costs as to not become afflicted with Fluoride Vampire syndrome which usually leads to severe brain rot and overly passive behaviours such as agreeing to allow the police into their home without a search warrant as well as giving up other constitutional rights.

Fluoride Vampire #1: "The Police recently investigated themselves and found they were not guilty of any wrongdoing. They then cleared themselves of all charges. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent, law-abiding citizens just like everyone else."

Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."

by Higzy Teflon May 23, 2013