May 5

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

by Eslabón May 4, 2022

May 5

May 5th is national send an ass pic day

Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*

Person b: wow thanks this made my day better

by Uhhhhhh hi May 5, 2022

November 5

November 5 is international hamhams day.

Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.

by sendmeabootypic November 5, 2022

BT-5

A cavalry tank, used by the Soviet Union from 1933 to 1941. Armed with a 45mm gun, and up to 13mm in armour.

Can you name any Soviet tanks?

I know the BT-5

by Glamrock Chica November 26, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

November 5

The day destiel became canon on the show Supernatural, and broke Tumblr.

Oh, it’s November 5 again. Supernatural is trending. The CW is homophobic. Fuck everything.

by aqdfghjkl November 5, 2021

October 5

The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade

John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?

by Cheesyballsack October 5, 2021