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Zombo yashik

Zombo means here connection with zombies and dumbing, hypnotised. Yashik is conversational word for "TV setbox" ,just "box". In Russia, people call the TV Box as "Zomboyashik" when want to say that if you watch tv much time, you became stupid person, because the shows are very dumb there and like only for fools.

Parents like to say to their kids to power off the TV Set with such name of the TV Box.
- Hey, son, enough to watch TV!! Go read books, be clever boy! Turn off this Zombo yashik!
by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
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Zomboner

What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!
Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!
My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...
Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"
Billy: "Zomboner, man!"
by Nubcakes Smith January 26, 2008
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Zummoed

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DAYUMMM did you try those zumbidos today? The squid was more alive than yesterday!
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Zombobomb

A file that opens up a shit-ton of tabs to zombo.com, designed to slow your browser to a crawl. the zombo-bomb will open up upwards of 70 tabs and can sometimes crash your browser
"God Dammit! some nerd made microsoft word open up a billion copies of this stupid website!"

Damn, dude. what a zombobomb !"
by the fagglr February 25, 2011
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zamboozled

the sense that you were on the first page of credits in 1000 movies, and then got amnesia, and then watched all of those movies and remembered them all
Zamboozled is the way Facebook makes people feel after they find a bunch of friends they haven't talked to in years.
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