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zukster

A disease of which excess fat grows around your body making it incredibly hard to breath and walk. This disease is also known to cause the gayness disorder where it causes the mind to think that you are a girl but you are really not. The cure is yet unknown. However if you have Zukster, do no panic. You will be dead by the time you reach the age of 25.
You son has zukster and will die by the time he reaches 25.
Andy is fat because he has zukster.
by Sherry Palmer June 22, 2006
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Zuckerburglary

(n.) 1. the act of stealing someone's private information through a social network. 2. stealing someone's personal information through social networking for profit.
Dude.. my friend fell victim to a Zuckerburglary and now he gets phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell him tupperware every hour.
by Scoserface March 17, 2011
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Zuckeritis

When you win every hand you don't play in a game of poker. The player folds his hand than explains that he would have won if he stayed in.
"It's unbelievable. I would have had a flush.

I got a case of Zuckeritis."
by Fast_Al 1222 November 25, 2013
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Zuckerberg

A societal parasite that can and most definitely will bait unsuspecting contributors or partners into paying his/her way and stealing their intellectual property and personal assets in the process. One must truly loath humanity and prey upon it comprehensively in order to reach true "zuck" status.

After achieving the "greatest welfare scam of all" , a zuck must then steal and monetize the content creations of the very same population that made him insanely wealthy. In a final diabolical act, one must engage in disinformation, psychological manipulation tactics and propaganda against the very populous that he/she drained for his own financial gain. Stopping only after purjering him/herself in front of congress in order to perpetuate his/her sociopath-ic scherade.

Only when the population is both ethically and financially compromised, when young children encounter confusion during crucial development years because of intense efforts to overwhelm their dopamine and serotonin receptors, when young adults associate their social media status and likes with their self worth preventing them from learning about real relationships as they mature, only when the aforementioned damage causes the birth rate to plummet and the population to become enraged to the point of canceling literally everything, will the zuckerberg maneuver be fully complete.
My dude, seriously though, do you honestly think that eating someones spleen could possibly be more ruthless than a Zuckerberg? Think about it, if you pulled off a zuck, it wouldn't be just one person harmed, our species would be forever tainted. What's more, with all that money, the genes of your enormous family would be corrupting our genome for a thousand years.
by jdiggidy August 4, 2020
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zukshaya

A phrase which comes from the Xhosa language, which means "you've crossed the line" / "watch out" / "be careful" / "you better watch it !"
Often used by angry moms to let their kids know they are crossing the line.
Nanny: "Hey Nathan, I just mopped the floor, please stop stepping on it with your dirty shoes".
Nathan: "I can do whatever I want, this is my house !".
Nanny: "Hey Nathan, Zukshaya !".
by EduardoTking123 November 3, 2021
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teh Zuck

Modified from the popular term "teh suck" which defines a bad situation or circumstance. "teh zuck" is a focus term of a bad situation or circumstane surrounding Facebook or founder Mark Zuckerberg.
That Facebook interview at SXSW was teh Zuck. Beacon is teh Zuck
by taulpaul March 13, 2008
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Zuckered

a) to be outsmarted, financially, by a partner - generally in business - so as to result in a huge gain for one and huge loss for another

b) to get outmanouvered in a business partnership where one gives his time, toil and/or treasure and the other uses it to his advantage, without necessarily rewarding the 'partner'
Eduardo Savarin got zuckered by Mark Zuckerman in The Social Network with the result Eduardo got back his investment in Facebook - US$ 19,000! The rest, as they say, is history!

Watch The Social Network - fabulous movie of the 'technology age'.
by IGotZuckered November 14, 2010
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