zoolander

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

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zooming

Fellatio performed on the driver of a terrestial moving vehicle.

He nearly crashed the car when I was zooming him on the interstate.

I was down on the floor zooming her when the cop pulled us over for failure to stay in the lane.

by JBert September 10, 2006

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Z is for zooming

Z is for Zooming in with your camera, because you're a photographer.

Part of the emo alphabet. -_-

Wanna be "emo"? Try this: Z is for zooming! Yeah, get your camera.

by Panic! At The Gay Bar April 19, 2006

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Zoolander driver

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

by Kbrod June 10, 2011

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zoolander

The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"

After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.

by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016

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