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zoober

Any hair on or around a male's genital area. Originated in Norwell, MA.
Gingers have red zoobers, which is pretty weird.

Sometimes I stick my zoobers up my asshole when I'm bored because I like the way it makes my asshole tingle.

When I get wicked hungry, I eat my zoobers, poop them out, and eat the poop again.
by Animal Porn Fanatic July 27, 2012
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ZOABEF

Zoabef, it's a word.
by RandomCake June 11, 2018
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Zodbert

Full name of General Zod of Superman lore.
"So is Zod short for something?"

"Zodbert. And now that I've told you that, I will kill you."
by Zodbert Bembledack September 13, 2011
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zoobeezle

The act of going to the zoo, and you suddenly realize you're the exhibit.
I hecame a zoobeezle when the lion was watching me.
by slungeflob May 28, 2013
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zobbed

Zobbed is the result of serious Zobbing, which is the act of playing computer games and drinking very heavily...this is normally lots of Beer then Tequila and then Brandy. To be Zobbed basically means you are completely fucked, pissed and ready to puke. Being Zobbed is very cool indeed and only serious players ever get Zobbed. You mum would not be proud but you will regail your Zobbed days to your kids when they reach the age that they are too old and sensible;e to ever get Zobbed. Coolio.

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing

Woman:Fucking zobbers
Man are you going to have another beer...fuck off I am Zobbed.

Get real you lightweight we have not hit the Tequila yet and then there is the Brandy.

Fuck off I am Zobbed.

Puff!

Zob=Gamer
Zob=Play a game
Zobbing=Act of gaming
Zob watching=watching others play games
Man 1:We could go out tonight.

Man 2:Or we could Zob

Man 3:But it's only 1 player!!!!1111!

Man 2:We could always rotate?

Man 1:Or just zob watch

Man1+2+3:Plan. I love Zobbing
by IamLovejoy November 30, 2015
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zoebelle

Awesome, beauty coming from within and embracing everyone’s kind soul
Zoebelle is awesome!!
by Priscilla 472 January 4, 2018
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Zoobered

When your extremely fucked up. You get so fucked up , that it sets you back.
I am really zoobered zabbered
by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020
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