The Cubic Zirconia Myth

The wildly popular yet misconceived belief that Neil Diamond is the father of Dustin Diamond and/or Mike D from the Beastie Boys.

Person 1: Isn't Screech's dad that guy from Saving Silverman?

Person 2: Naw, that's just The Cubic Zirconia Myth. They're not related... I think.

by The Taste of Lemonade December 17, 2010

pubic zirconia

pubic hair that is a replacement for normal pubic hair, normally found on subjects below the age of 13.

"pubic zirconia" is pubic hair that is taped or attached to the genital area that has not officially grown in the genital region

by REYNOLDINO October 19, 2008

zikoziko23

A funny fortnite player.. likes playing with friends and family.

Hey zikoziko23 wanna play fortnite

by Walahia August 11, 2020

Zikonium

Cool Band from IVC

Zak nik gav and izz

by . November 22, 2003

Zinko

Some dumb shit a girl named kat changtroraleke would say

i wipe smoke off my shirt when i burn.

you just pulled off a Zinko

by G-$HWIZZY March 3, 2011

Zirkle

1. An Ethiopian nipple; One that is dried, cracked, barren, and overall unpleasant to the eye or whatsoever sensually.

2. Something dried, shriveled, and practically useless.

Example (1):
Guy 1: Hey man, you gonna hit that?

Guy 2: Hell naw! The girls got zirkles!

Example (2):
Girl: I'd do him, no lie.. but I heard he's of the "zirkle" variety.

by R3D R()CK3T November 6, 2009

zArKo

sOmEtImEs aNnOyInG bUt Is A gReAt FrIeNd To pEoPlE aNd hAs a BeSt FrIenD cAlLeD dOggity dog dog

marko: whoa that guy is such a good friend
marko: he must be a zarko

by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 October 30, 2018