Zoinked

When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later

Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked

Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon

by BicBoiMatt March 5, 2018

zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003

Zinker

zinker (ZEEN-kur)

noun. A painful swelling around the pleebs on the vagina. It prevents urine, puss nuggets, and babies from coming out.

Guess what, girlfriend! I got a zinker last night, so when I use my dildo, it stings really bad! AWESOME! iloveyou.. :3

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Zwinked

Zwinky, a virtual world. Their logo "Get Zwinked." A very popular one, but has recently lost 65% of its users because
they made the site "look gay". It was a desktop but they changed it into something very "laggish". lagging users

Chelle: I was Zwinked;
Thomas: Wha?!
Chelle: Virtual World-ified you could say.
Thomas: ok? º-º I heard they made
their site look gay.

Chelle: *licks marshmallow* okay gotta get on Zwinky bye

by dolphinsandskittlez September 10, 2010

zinged out

What happens when you've had too much caffine or sugar and go compleatly nutso on your best friend

Dude, I'm compleatly zinged out from all of those Mountain Dews!

by Auddy July 2, 2008

Zoinked

Its a great code word to use when ur totally fucking slumped, drunk or queef.

Im totally fucking zoinked right now or and I oop... I just zoinked

by Alabama made abortion illegal May 23, 2019

Zoinked

zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened

1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"

by litdragon99 January 6, 2021