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A newly coined interjection which is a healthy and satisfactory alternative to cussing. It contains such elements as a sharp consenant sound (much like the F word, with the c-k sound, or the s word with the i-t sound.) It is said that people benefit by using this word because the said people are usually deemed funny-man status, while still hanging on to the respect of those who are impartial to more drastic curing.
Aww man, I Just dropped my muffin, ZIP ZAP!
Zip zap by marcky_barcky March 22, 2009
Related Words
Zap zapped Zapper zappa zappy zapp Zappadoo zapping Zapato Zapdos

zip zap paddywhack 

To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"

"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"

"Sweet I love fat whores too!"
zip zap paddywhack by PhilFranklin February 22, 2008

ultrasound zap 

When somebody fart so quickly and silently that you can only feel the smell or a tiny sound from this.
- Mother of God! What a smell! Who did the ultrasound zap?

burn-zap-thwack 

n.)a series of words (which may be used in any order) stated in a sarcastic manner in order to point out the lack of sense or humor in a ponk or zinger (see ponk and zinger)
may be followed by a questioning "what?"; ponk or zinger may follow the last word of the three, pending the type of joke or statement in question, though this may uneccesarily elongate the phrase, which will ultimately deduct from its humor
guy 1: dude, i felt so stupid after failing that test...
guy 2: ur mom felt so stupid after faling my test!
guy 3: Oh! burn-zap-thwack...zinger!(said in an excited yet evidently sarcastic manner)what?
burn-zap-thwack by mcfizzy August 2, 2008

shiznito bang snip snap sam zap 

super de duper cool. beyond all coolness.
Wow, that brand new porsche is the shiznito bang snip snap sam zap

cock zap 

The act of shuffling your feet on the carpet then walking over to your girlfriend and zapping her on the face with your member.
I put on my wool socks and shuffled over to Tina and gave her the ole' cock zap.
cock zap by Cookieparty March 24, 2014