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yummy on the gummy

The act of sucking a flaccid penis. Most common in men that cannot obtain an erection but still enjoy receiving oral sex.
Mark couldn't get it up again so I had to yummy on the gummy.
by Ventility January 6, 2019
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yummy phase

The period of life, commonly experienced during childhood, when a person's taste is limited to those foods/treats considered "yummy." Having not yet developed an appreciation for such acquired tastes as coffee, beer or wine, certain vegetables, cigars, etc, a person in the yummy phase tends to favor the flavor of such savory treats as sugary sweets that some older adults deem "too rich" to be consumed in such quantities. Although the yummy phase is most often associated with youth, it can sometimes continue later into life, even persisting for some throughout their lifetime.
As she was still in the yummy phase, she added only a splash of coffee to her jug of creamer, and only as a means of disguising her consumption of the thick, white concoction as "drinking coffee."
by Lucky Lymon July 6, 2011
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Yummy as Dick

Yummy as dick. aka YAD

Sometimes the things in life are in fact yummy as dick, or so I've been told.
The pinot noir I had was yummy as dick.
by Delta Kiral December 23, 2011
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Yummy Nickel

A mispronounciation of the indie Japanese horror game "Yume Nikki". Usually represented by a crude drawing of the protagonist "Madotsuki"
-Yummy Nickel is a good japanese horror game.
-Umm dont u mean Yume Nikki?
-Yes, Yummy Nickel
by tacofusion June 18, 2022
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Yummy Gummy

When you get head from a bitch wit no teeth
Yo I was wit your grandma last night she gave me the Yummy Gummy 👀👅
by LukefaceBaby May 5, 2022
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Yummy Mummy

Yummy Mummy's are usually between the ages of 30 - mid 40s and congregate in - middle to upper class coffee - shops, Eg ; The indie coffee shops that no one has ever head of and just to get there you have to pass through the gates of fucking Narnia. However they are very partial to Costa coffees (because they have sofas) as well as having spacious tables that allow for their double Decker prams to park comfortably next to them which in turn only allow you a sliver of space to squeeze past. Their Kids are often called : Miles, Teddy, Fred, Stella, Rose, Otto, Rachel, Jane etc.

Their conversation topics range from : bitching about Karen (or Susan ) and their kids exploits, to them organizing when they're gonna try out that new vegan joint, or if they have booked that 'Pilates' session Alex.

They rarely ever drive their own car, rather, their husbands armoured SUV transport which are always in MINT condition on the outside and then look like someone has emptied a bin bag inside.

Finally, if one feels so inclined to get up early enough, you might be able to spot the mob of brisk walking Yummy Mummys with their prams. If they are feeling adventurous or particularly motivated by their most recent argument with their husband they can been seen doing boxing lessons, but after their 15 minutes of weakly smacking pads and making low grunting noises they go to the nearest deli and order a freshly squeezed cow testicle with the blue mint leaves of Tibet.
Here we see the wild Karen, ordering her fresh maqusdfdfdssg with aLmond milk. Looking around with disdain at the other mummy's with smaller prams and comparing if her belly is bigger than hers or if that there boobs look like Pringles tubes

i heard from karon that susan to said to andrew who told janet p not janet r that mark is cheating on rose. {Yummy Mummy gasps can be heard eminating from their micheal.
by BigBattyGyalNathanial October 18, 2018
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yummy pussy

its the opposite of stank pussy its clean and fresh and you want to fuck it before the girl becomes unclean
Damn that girl got a yummy pussy imma hit that shit nice
by NIGGA LET ME SAVE YOU March 9, 2018
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