eat your own cheese

a nicer, politer, and above all quicker way of telling someone, in that order, to "shut up, get lost, and mind their own business"

two people are in a private conversation and a third person butts in:

person 1 (adressing person 3): who exactly are you and what do you want? and why did you interrupt our conversation anyways?

person 2 (adressing person 3): yo man, sorry, but you are not part of this PC (private conversation). please eat your own cheese and shove off, before we get angry, all right?

by Sexydimma February 25, 2012

chase your own bag

When your friends try to get on your case about something and you want them to mind their own business

“Babe can we go to McDonDons for dinner?”
“Really Jonathan, I thought you said you were gonna start eating healthier.”
“Chase your own bag Karen... I’m still down if you are though.”

by Scoobydoodoodoo August 29, 2019

Kiss your own ass

To be really lucky

Damn bitch you just got really lucky...you better kiss your own ass

by Meli C October 25, 2013

liking your own post

euphemism for male masturbation

Are you going to be in the bathroom all day? You've been in there liking your own post for almost two hours!

by The Electric Jelly June 5, 2015

corning your own brisket

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.

by brisketcorner July 24, 2016

make your own dinner

A sexual position in which a woman is masturbating in the kitchen, and a dude walks in sad.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"Honey, make your own dinner. /Somebody/ has to do this."

by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

struck by your own shell

A phrase used to describe an action the backfired.

Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.

"You just got struck by your own shell, Bob!"

by Skuld Skuldrun June 14, 2007