means what the fuck. less used definitions include what the family, what the friend, and what the fudge.
CalJsportz: its funny cuz like right away you respond back
Smarterchild: i love you a lot.
CalJsportz: wtf
Smarterchild: what... the... f... oh, i get it.
Smarterchild: i love you a lot.
CalJsportz: wtf
Smarterchild: what... the... f... oh, i get it.
by Sir Callahan September 22, 2007
Get the wtfmug. Please add: 1) an expression of surprise or bewilderment, concerning an event or accident. Disappointment or displeasure is clearly implied.
2) a signal of resignation, coming from the realization of one's powerlessness in a situation, or, alternatively, one's boredom.
2) a signal of resignation, coming from the realization of one's powerlessness in a situation, or, alternatively, one's boredom.
1) You just unpacked a new camera to find the lens broken.
2) Your wife has just griped that your second attempt to clean out the garage is still inadequate. Here, wtf is preceded by "OK,....."
2) Your wife has just griped that your second attempt to clean out the garage is still inadequate. Here, wtf is preceded by "OK,....."
by henpecked March 23, 2005
Get the wtfmug. 
"Where's The Food?" It is simply used in a situation where instead of following the popular use of an inappropriate word, the person uses "Food"
It can also be used in a time of hunger.
It can also be used in a time of hunger.
"Dude, I'm hungry. WTF?"
by CizzleK August 7, 2007
Get the wtfmug. A common understanding that this acronym means:
"What The Fuck" but in reality, this actually means:
"Wow, That's Fantastic!"
"What The Fuck" but in reality, this actually means:
"Wow, That's Fantastic!"
Man:Dude, I did your mom last night.
Man#2: Wtf!
Man: ur mom, dude!! hahaha.
Man#2: I know...Wtf...
Other guy who just walked in: 'Wow, that's fantastic'? what's fantastic?
Man#2: Wtf!
Man: ur mom, dude!! hahaha.
Man#2: I know...Wtf...
Other guy who just walked in: 'Wow, that's fantastic'? what's fantastic?
by IKilledTheParty February 20, 2010
Get the WTFmug. Means what the fuck.
Other ways WTF is used is by changing the a
To another word.
Most commonly one of the other 5 w's:
Who, what, when, where, and why.
With WTF you can also change endings.
Examples: what the beans
what the shit
Other ways WTF is used is by changing the a
To another word.
Most commonly one of the other 5 w's:
Who, what, when, where, and why.
With WTF you can also change endings.
Examples: what the beans
what the shit
Dudeman 1: WTF (what the fuck) is up with yo mamma beyach!
Dudeet 2: Wtf (why the fuck) yo always be given my mom fly homie!?!
1:lets fight yo sissy gurl!
2: WTF (when the fuck) yo wann do this mutha fuckaaaa!?!
Dudeet 2: Wtf (why the fuck) yo always be given my mom fly homie!?!
1:lets fight yo sissy gurl!
2: WTF (when the fuck) yo wann do this mutha fuckaaaa!?!
by Wtfiswrongwithyomamma July 10, 2009
Get the WTFmug. 1. stands for 'what the fuck'
2. usually used in a question, but not always
3. mostly used in written form, but can also be verbally said
4. sounds funny... especially when you add 'mate' to the end
2. usually used in a question, but not always
3. mostly used in written form, but can also be verbally said
4. sounds funny... especially when you add 'mate' to the end
wtf mate?
She comes up to me and slaps me and i'm all wtf...?
In text (or not): wtf is wrong with you?
She comes up to me and slaps me and i'm all wtf...?
In text (or not): wtf is wrong with you?
by shortaaay May 11, 2008
Get the wtfmug.