wonka

One of those big bad donkey/gorilla cocks that absolutely destroy the puss.

Stacy was suprised to see what Jamal was packing despite the fact he warned her at the bar he was packin' a wonka.

by The Dude 88 February 9, 2008

Wongaloo

Has No Definition. Means nothing.

Wongaloo!

by Adamworthy October 21, 2008

Wolvax

Extending on the original term this kind of person often admits to having a small penis but still has an ego bigger than that microscopic genital, they use this as an excuse to get underage girls to feel sorry for them

Why'd you have to act like wolvax?

by bignonce719395858 May 16, 2019

chomping Wonka

eating excessive amounts of chocolate

"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"

by Oprah's vajayjay February 19, 2008

Willy Wonka Wigwam

During sexual intercourse, when the male defecates onto the female's chest, leaving a choclatey treat, then quickly covers her up with a blanket, creating a wigwam.

"Sex was so good last night, that when I was done, I left a Willy Wonka Wigwam for Lisa."

by TheOompaLoompa January 31, 2009

Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008

wet willy wonka

similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.

oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.

by maceecam May 29, 2007