Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010

wonder mifflin

noun. The curious, hard-to-define person at the office. Related to the act of naming all the people you work with to match people from NBC's "The Office." There are Jims, Angelas, Stanleys, Dwights, etc. And then .... you get to one you can't place -- that's the wonder mifflin.

Frank's a hard one. He collects knives so I want to go Dwight, but he's also really nice and has a good record collection. Total wonder mifflin.

by jberkj January 18, 2011

tony wonder

A character from the popular show Arrested Development, Tony Wonder is a magician with a pink, 'W' shaped beard. For years, he was the rival of George Oscar Bluth, a man who he later had hot sex with whilst wearing a latex mask of George's face while George wore a mask modeled after Tony's face. Tony is currently living with his girlfriend Sarah Sitwell.

Michael: Yo G.O.B., why'd you penetrate Tony Wonder?
G.O.B.: I though it was myself dawg! He was wearing this trippy latex mask of my face, my guy!

by juicymiggler June 11, 2018

the eighth wonder

Extra clever.
Earthbound spirit.
Ghost in the form, of a mongoose.
And I have hands.
And I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
Thou wilt never, know what I am.
I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom.
And if you see me, you're paralyzed.
Pillar of salt, you're mummified.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
And I was born, 1852.
And I was born, in India.
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane.
With such weird noise, and clanking chains.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
I stay banished to underground.
Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell.
And I have hands, and I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
Eighth wonder of the world.
You'll never get to see.
What in the name of God can I be?

Mari: I FUCKING LOVE LISTENING TO THE EIGHTH WONDER
Jakob: same

by that idiot in the corner July 28, 2021

I Wonder Why

To wonder why something happens to you and not Lucas or Lucas is given something that you didn't get.

1) Charles: "They follow Lucas everywhere."
Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."

2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."

3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."

lucas

by Anonymous210 June 5, 2011

wenneck

when you neck your own sister

did you see phil wenneck his own sister? Those polish people can be disgusting! Their father sent them to the scouts poor bastards

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 6, 2022

sore winner

A sore winner is someone who wins and spends far too much time gloating over it, to the point that the rest of the people feel poorly about even participating.

Ali was a sore winner when he sang "We Are The Champions" after winning the NCAA Bracket.

by Jeremy Hubert April 6, 2005