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winker sphincter

(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"

Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."

Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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Winkers

His winkers are long!
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wonker

A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
by Wonker December 2, 2003
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wonker

The polite form of "wanker"
1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!
by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009
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winker

Winker is an attractive male, often times crazy, very random, and more often than not dangerously sexy.
That Winker is so sexy. Winker is the man. Hail Winker. Winker you are the man.
by fatwinks February 4, 2005
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Fanny Winker

A fanny winker is a skirt that is way too short to be acceptable to wear in public.

"Hey did you see Stacey last night?"
"Yeah dude she was wearing a total fanny winker!"
"Dude did you see Staceys fanny winker last night?"
"Yeah I saw ass cheek and everything!"
by *Moon+Stars* August 2, 2015
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Willy Wonker

A Dick head who things he has a big dick but in reality it’s as small a peanut. He thinks he’s funny but the funniest thing about him is when he pees himself whenever he’s scared or laughing too much from his own joke.
“You willy wonker! You small Dick
by DILDO BAGGINZ January 2, 2018
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