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New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.
Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.
by Patriotic Leftie July 30, 2009
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winkle

A mysterious part of your body that tells you when you're turned on (and not what you would normally think!). It turns pink when it's the most turned on. Only you can find it on yourself, and the only way to let others know where it is, is for them to find it themselves ;-)
Wow, that's so hot! It turned my winkle pink!
by C&P September 17, 2005
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penis winkel

When your penis is shining when it is wet.
I blinded you with my penis winkel.
by Tiger O March 21, 2004
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Tinkie Winkie

Rotund, purple character in the for-toddlers television show, "Teletubbies".

Became a symbol of gay pride after reverend Jerry Falwell warned parents in 1999 not to allow their children to watch the show because Tinkie Winkie was gay.

The evidence: He's purple (a gay color), has a triangle on his head (a gay symbol) and carries a "purse" which was actually a bag.
Parent: We should do as the reverend suggests. The influence of Tinkie Winkie may be long lasting and Ezekiel may one day bring home a boyfriend!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.
That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler. I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .
by tpatora January 3, 2009
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winker

He bent over and all I could see was his winker.
by SKiB May 15, 2005
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Stinky winker

Stinky winker another name for your asshole
Betty wipped down her pants, spread her cheeks and displayed her stinky winker to the onlooking crowd.
by Halc November 18, 2007
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