I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

Hot as fuck and willing to peg

skye

hot as fuck and willing to peg

by bigdickdavy December 31, 2020

What are you willing to bet

When you're basically certain about something.

Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area

Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there

Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022

Bruce Willising

The process of walking along an area with sharp objects such as glass, rocks, thorns, etc. while barefoot. This is reminiscent of Bruce Willis' character, John McClane in the movie Die Hard. In the movie he is forced to walk along broken glass while barefoot.

Oh dear lord I forgot my shoes, now I'm Bruce Willising it.

by Schuster J November 8, 2007

wilsoning

The act of selfish point hogging, and expectations of revival favours during black ops zombies. General unsportsman like behaviour during game play.

Commonly, When attempting to gain points ahead of other players in lighthearted fun, yelling "wilson" is an explanation to other players of the intentions to point hog - known as wilsoning - of the player yelling "wilson". Can also be used as an apology to other players for hogging points.

by seveneleven originals October 8, 2011

frog wolloping

means to hit a frog in an angry manor without intent to hurt it enough that it will die

"last week bob was arrested for going to far when he was frog wolloping outside B&Q

by 420MUSIK June 11, 2013

windowing

The act of going to your crush's house removing all your clothes and then wiping your dick across a window preferably one where your crush can see you.

Tom: I was windowing Suzie last night when suddenly her dad came and I had to run away.
Paul: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by TroofPoof May 4, 2016