Whistle Beast 

A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.

Damn the two girls over by the bar are hot, but their friend is a fucking whistle beast.

Whistle Beast by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013

whistle smack 

A fierce, powerful, and often lightning fast smack. It almost whistles in the air.
Also a variation of a wrestling move from ECW: Hardcore Revolution known as Whistle Smacks.

He took a whistle smack to the face that would make a grown man cry!!

whistle smack by DontKnockoverAhungryman'sFood! July 30, 2018

Whistle Beef

To deficate in a mostly liquidous form with strong velocity. The result may cause butt cheek vibration, toilet bowl reverberation and an audible rumble.

"I think some passengers on the airplane heard me whistle beef becuase of the dirty looks I received when exiting the lavatory.

Whistle Beef by Moosemunch February 3, 2010

whistle pants 

Pants that are tight around the bum; And or show off ones bum

Can also give someone with no ass a perky and round looking bum

Dre: This pants are too tight that I could not walk down the road with out getting whistles and honks.

Michelle: They're whistle pants Dre.

Kayla: How do these jeans look?

Michelle: Good, but they are not whistle pants.

Michelle: We're going out Friday and if you want free drinks you better wear your whistle pants.

whistle pants by Michelle L. Smith March 25, 2008

Whistle, Whistle 

when you cant get the word out you use the Whistle method.

Ty ask Jason, "Hey, what time our we going to the "Whistle, Whistle"?"

Whistle, Whistle by TheBlackTyrone June 30, 2009

Whistle Around It 

1. An insult used to infer that a man is homo and enjoys the cock.
2. A gay blow job.

1. Good one buddy f**k yourself and go whistle around it.

2Look at those two turd burglars, I bet the scrawny one is going to whistle around it tonight.

Whistle Around It by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

Whistle Pig 

Penis

It took him 12 hours to manscape because he kept stroking his slick whistle pig.

Whistle Pig by Lee R. Moss July 23, 2015