tim wheeler

The man with the nicest arse in rock.

Flying V-wielding frontman of the band Ash.

by Aurora January 15, 2005

Blake Wheeler

A badass on the Boston Bruins. Scores goals and then bangs your mom. Was drafted by the Phoenix Coyotes but then gave them the finger and signed with the Bruins so he could win.

Did you see what Blake Wheeler did?

Yeah, that shit was off the fucking chain.

by FlattopFinney December 16, 2008

jacob wheeler

A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long

hes such an Jacob Wheeler

by ganggangbo May 7, 2018

maddy wheeler

a massive fucking cunt

“don’t you love awful ex girlfriends like maddy wheeler”

by urabenchwarmer March 24, 2020

wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

Mike Wheeler

Mike (Michael Wheeler) is one of the main characters of the Netflix horror/sci-fi tv show called Stranger Things. He is played by Finn Wolfhard.

Mike Wheeler... idk

by kjp06 June 16, 2020

Tommy Wheeler

⭕️‘s biggest neek but lives in Dorset.

“Look! It’s Tommy Wheeler actively chilling with youngers”

by Step2Sauce October 25, 2020