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winged whale

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.
by treeofshit January 12, 2011
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Whalecum

Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time
"hey i got you some doughnuts"
"thanks man"
"you're whalecum"
by TheGodParty November 10, 2015
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Team Whale

A group of fat teenage boys residing in New Jersey who go around to restaurants (namely Fuddruckers and White Castle) eating as much as possible. Easily identifyable by ignorant screaming and the mocking of the way one of the group members laughs. They often make jokes about ShopRite and Home Depot.
Skinny Person: "Wow! All of Team Whale is going to have a heart attack before they're 20 years old!"

Team Whale Member: "OHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!!"
by Some Dumb Skinny Kid March 7, 2011
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Whalebitch

A bitch that is really fat and disgusting. She can usually be seen beached on the couch and flopping around on a bed. Her daily activities include eating, sleeping, and pooping.
Husband: Hey can you clean the house today? I would but I work 60 hours a week.
Wife: (beached on the couch) I don't feel like it.
Husband: Don't be a whalebitch!
by antireligiouszombies June 18, 2010
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whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person
oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!
by jbp123 July 11, 2011
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Whale hunter

A man best known for hooking up with the biggest chicks he can find at the local watering hole.
Person 1: Hey dude did you that chick David brought back home last night?

Person 2: yea what a champion whale hunter!
by Gotemdavie October 13, 2016
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Whale Carcass

A tainted vagina that belongs to a morbidly obese woman.
Todd ate Rosetta's whale carcass.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
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