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beef wellington

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!
During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.
by WedJorton June 4, 2010
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werlick

a hungarian name that nobody can pronounce properly, and you always wonder why because its so easy, people often call you warlock and it pisses the hell out of you.
by werlick June 12, 2008
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WERLI

Acronym - Work Established Ruined Lay-In

Heading into work to find that it was actually worthless you turning up, through fault of your workplace, to the point that you could have easily stayed in bed.

This is usually instituted by managers who do not give a courtesy call to those members of staff who are affected by the situation leading to the individual not being needed at work. Or, by managers who insist on their staff being at work, even when no work can physically be done.
Sam: I went into work at 7am as normal, only to find that the office had burned down and nobody had told me.

Dave: That's a serious WERLI, dude.

Dave: I got WERLI'd today. I was twiddling my thumbs at work from 8am until 1pm today; none of the computers were working; the phones were down and the company refused to send anyone home.
by Elbows McGee January 12, 2012
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Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"
by Esor December 19, 2013
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Werqin

Werqin would be defined as the urban definition of "working".

• Main Entry: werq•in
Pronunciation: \ˈwər-kiŋ\
• Function: noun

• Date: 21th century
Who is werqin it the most in this picture?

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I ain't werqin cause I am unemployed.
by pm60657 September 22, 2009
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Weylin

A sweet guy who gets deppressed alot but is anyone best friend. A giant beatles nerd and can play the guitar and other insteraments like a god. The best metaphorical little brother ever and i will always protect him.

I LOVES YOU BRO~
Noelle: Can you play Welcome to the Jungle?

Weylin: Sure can!
by BloodyKittyKat666 June 30, 2011
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Werdington

Meaning "What's up" and or "What are you up too"

Derived from the word "Werd"

{a slang term whose origin is based on having friends that speak non-sense in the best of times}
To start a sentence.

You: Werdington

Me: Not to much, you?

Replace Hello with "Werdington"
by Kordova October 19, 2011
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