weird

n. One of the many words in the English language that is spelt wrong nearly always. Happens mostly because it does not follow the conventional "i before e except after c" clause.

n. A possibly self-reflexive word. May have arisen from a random juxtaposition of 5 English letters to form a word that didn't follow the "i before e except after c" clause.
"...and as the evening grew darker and the sun went crashing down into the sea, John stood in the woods waiting for the Natasha, feeling more wierd than he had ever felt before."
Professor's comment: This would have been a very worthy sentence indeed John, were it not for that mis-spelling of weird.
by thesoccergod April 02, 2008
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high on intoxicants, most commonly uppers like cocaine, high grade methamphetamines, or monster energy drinks.
by garbage man November 09, 2007
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Cam: "you just farted"
Bob: "oh, Weird
by bobert555 January 15, 2008
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It starts that a clown kills a mime, then a mime kills a clown
and soon enough a war starts. mimes throwing invisible grenades to kill clowns and clowns drowning mimes with their little water flower trick things. Soon enough i'm in an army squad sent to settle the matter, and i start cuttin them down with guns,grenades and weirdly... chunks of pure black icecream. Clowns scare me.
To see my weird dreams and other peoples
look up "Weird Dreams"
by Green February 15, 2005
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Guess who's weird.. who. YOU
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a perverse alternate spelling of the word 'wierd' used primarily by english nerds and grammar nazi's.
Normal guy: Wow, that is really wierd looking.
Spelling nazi: Its spelled weird.
by manversusmachine January 27, 2010
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The word weird means social awkward and don't know what to do with your life so you make random noises to a whole crowd of people that think you belong in a nut house
by izzy45 September 30, 2017
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