ween bag

Some gayfag who no one likes.
used instead of saying 'dick bag'

That kid is such a ween bag!

by Lauren Denight July 24, 2008

ween seam

the line of skin that runs underneath your penis.

Stacy I told you to lick up my ween seam! Not my balls!

by Timmer! December 17, 2005

alien ween

any object put between your legs that you pretend is an alien penis.

*puts lava lamp between legs* .."hey guys look! alien weeeeen!"

by t0mmy teh TANK March 16, 2005

Jean-ween

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.

‘Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)

by realyoungpapi December 15, 2017

Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

by aeropb January 13, 2014

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021