were you in the choir?

(ironically) Are you a homosexual?

A guy at work is singing along to the radio, in a high pitched girly voice. To subtly make fun of him, one of workmates asks, 'Were you in the choir?'

by cherrypicker September 12, 2006

You were dead

The hebrew term for "You wish!"
and in hebrew: "ha'ita met!".

Karl: "Do u mind licking my balls?"
Pfifi: "You were dead!".

by RubberDuck March 20, 2005

omg they were roommates

A vine of girl on the phone walking down the street "and they were roommates"
the guy saying "omg they were roomats"

the girl; "And they were roommates"
the guy sitting on the stairs by his door "omg they were roommates"

by ALLHAILJUNKOENOSHIMA June 02, 2023

The costumes were great!

An insulting comment on a theatrical production, disguised as a compliment.

"Dwaaahhling!!! So glad you made it! What did you think of the show?"
"Oh uh...wow! The costumes were great! Where did you hire them?"
Subtext: the acting was wooden; no one knew their lines; I kept looking at my watch. It was a sack of pig shit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 14, 2005

If I Were a Boy

A song by Beyonce off her 3rd album "I Am...Sasha Fierce". It is argubaly the most sexist song ever.

In Beyonce's song "If I Were a Boy", she states that only guys hurt the ones that love them, cheat, stick up for their friends when the screw around, and are never taken for granted.

by viva riolu June 04, 2011

those were the days

The times that everything was great and you didnt have to worry about anything

"man remember when we all chilled at slicks house and smoked lots of weed ? those were the days"

by nate fine May 23, 2004

Were-ing

The mental state acheived when a small group of like-minded friends 'shroom' up. To continue this state, additional intake of ecstacy, coke, bongs or alcohol is recommended.

The best way to achieve this state is to get hold of 6 packs of magic mushrooms and distribute them amongst 3 friends. Following consumption, wait approximately 52 minutes for symptons to reveal themselves. These may include mass hysteria, extreme laughter and possible barfing.

Once symptons have been achieved, howl like a Werewolf!

Chomp, Chomp, Chomp.... La La La, Aaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh, Gggggrrrrrr... HHHHhhhhhaaaaaa, HHHHHhhhaaaaa, barf, sssnnnnnoorrrrtttt, and....... relax.

by Dougal November 14, 2003