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Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.
The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!
by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018
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gandhi warding

In League of Legends, when a player wards in the worst spots, and it somehow works.
This Lucian was Gandhi warding the wight camp, and I died when he caught me out.
by ForGreatEvil June 26, 2014
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Seattle wedding

Attempting to carry on having sex in the shower after the hot water has run out.
Man, I need a bigger water heater. I can't live through one more Seattle wedding.
by Captain Swarthy September 16, 2017
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wedding ring

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.
It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.
by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006
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barbarian wedding

A sexual act resulting in lamentation; rape.
You hear about the new quarterback, Kirk? He just got arrested for giving some chick a barbarian wedding.
by CapAp August 9, 2006
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weddings

An excuse for people you barely know or like to invite you to spend a fortune on them and fawn over them for a whole day. Sometimes they will give you expensive wedding lists and yet get away with feeding you Asti Spumanti and mild cheese sandwiches.
Once invited to the wedding it is a downhill spiral into debt and having to buy summery dresses in the winter, and an expensive gift that you know that you cannot afford and that they will never use.
"so how come you can't afford that new BMW 3 series?"

" I have been invited to a wedding and have to save up for the gift"
by Heather Scott July 17, 2005
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Wedding

Event in which on receives severe physical, and mental suffering. One may receive taunts such as a baby crib or ring. Such events have been known to cause drug addictions, hoarding, cancer, the Middle Eastern Revolutions of 2011, mutation, diabetes, depression, brain damage, lay offs, sweatshops, global warming, and even death.
Phil had a wedding. Phil accidentally shot himself the next day.
by jkmilk0004 September 1, 2011
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