vintro

A simple combination of vintage and retro. Can be used as a verb or adjective.

Honey, I think you need to vintro that look of yours.

Oh my God, that skirt looks so vintro!

by Jenn December 17, 2004

ventrilogasm

The product of a porn actress's ability to emit loud vocalizations seeming to require great effort without moving their lips or otherwise appearing to engage their vocal cords.

That ventrilogasm was so loud the neighbors called 911 to report an assault.

by AffirmThis October 19, 2011

Ventricular Fibrillation

Ventricular fibrillation is a heart rhythm problem that occurs when the heart beats with rapid, erratic electrical impulses. This causes pumping chambers in your heart (the ventricles) to quiver uselessly, instead of pumping blood. The remedy of this is Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR, which is 30 chest pumps, 2 breaths, defibrillation, adrenaline, repeat)

Surgeon: "The patient in room 0713 is in ventricular fibrillation, we need a defibrillation kit and some adrenaline stat!"

Resuscitator: "Alright, I'm on my way!"

by ChrisTheHeartGuy August 9, 2019

Alex Ventrone

He is a gay Amish Jew. He lives in H-Town nigga and is in 1 of the 8 deadly gangs. His gang is the boys only gang where they give each other free head all day. After, he’s done he’s goes to temple to study and then goes home to work on the farm. He has a famous twin sister named Anne Frank. He is most known for splitting his balls open on a bike, he was riding to hard I guess.

Hazlet Niggas: You gay get away from me.
Alex: but, I’ll give you free head.
Alex Ventrone: is a gay Amish Jew who loves all Hazlet and Keansburg boys.

by DabOnThemBaby January 15, 2019

The Ventriloquist

While a male in the seated position has a female assume the "reverse cowgirl". As the female subject approaches insertion position the male launches his fist into her anus. While the female subject is screaming lean off to the side and silently mimic the open mouth of the female subject. Calling the female a "dummy" directly after is a bonus. Needs to be seen by at least one other individual or recorded for it to count.

I pulled the out "the ventriloquist" on her last night, I don't think she'll be calling anytime soon, unless it's about the goddam urgent are bill.

by Jmo33 August 26, 2014

slang-vention

To invent a new meaning for a slang word or phrase because you don't know the "real" meaning.

Person A: I don't know if she's gay or bi, but she's definatly a carpetbagger.
Person B: Dude, what do you think carpetbagger means?
Person A: It's... someone who sleeps with carpet-munchers...
Person B: Only in your slang-ventioned version.

by Titty-caca June 21, 2006

Ventrue

A vampire clan in The Masquerade.
see: tool
see also: fuckstick

"There is no hatred deep enough for those Ventrue fucksticks" -a Brujah

by Mukuro December 3, 2003