vulch

Verb: To vulch - vulching, vulched: The act, or process, of acting like a vulture.

There's another con vulching that guy.

by Cron Stardust May 6, 2008

vulch

For a cat, to sit near a person eating a meal with body language suggestive of a vulture waiting for something to die, esp. if done from a higher vantage point.

I didn't dare leave the table before finishing my ribs, because my three cats were vulching nearby.

by PieterB November 6, 2009

Velcro

The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.

Cameron: Why are those queers walking together attached at the crotch?

Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.

by brett71011 November 11, 2018

velcroid

a scapegoat or person who is habitually blamed for the shortcomings of another person,

I was a velcroid, a human being made out of velcro. I'd been peeled off like a leech and now things stuck to me that shouldn't.

by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006

velcro-berry

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.

"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"

by gordy November 26, 2003

velching

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process

I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.

by Valgar May 5, 2014

Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 20, 2008