Vasectomize

Male balls being separated

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.

by ventus September 29, 2017

Vaxectomy

When a player character in D&D loses a toe or multiple toes during a session.

The barbarian accidentally gave the druid a Vaxectomy when they dropped their war axe on their foot, but luckily our cleric knows Regenerate.

by kungfukiddo February 20, 2022

vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022

vesectomy

no kids ever, but cream pies forever^^

You should get a vesectomy babe, i want you to fill me up for the rest of my life.

by Dusuwcia November 22, 2023

Vaseggtomy

A vasectomy but performed with a sharpened egg shell.

"Yeah the doctor didn't have any sterile scalpels, so I had to get a vaseggtomy."

by JeggyTactical April 5, 2019

vasectobros

When you and another person received a vasectomy from the same urologist.

Just got snipped.
Really? Who did it?

Dr. Morris.
Dude, me too. We are vasectobros!

by Clifford Bellywaxer May 19, 2021

Vasocktomy

Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.

Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.

Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.

by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023