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talent vacuum

by Bill Braskey May 26, 2003
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virginia vacuum

Placing a vacuum inside ones rectum/vagina, then swirling it around to provide optimal pleasure
Guy: Here Is KYR SP33DY , I got to go, he's about to give me the Virginia vacuum!
by MinecraftGod November 20, 2016
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mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.
by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006
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vacuum pussy

A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included. Don't turn on full power or you can lose your dick!
"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night, now I am dickless!"
by Qwerty12e January 14, 2017
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anal vacuum

the act of sucking ones asshole until either a fart or feces comes out.
Jim gave me an anal vacuum last night and it cleared my constipation
by yourmothersuterus69 June 7, 2014
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atmosphere vacuum

Someone that will suck the life out of a room full of generally happy people.
Commonly likened to an Atmosphere Vampire; they are fundamentally the same thing except the former does not bite!

An Atmosphere Vacuum is someone that in a conversation will have “apparently” done whatever you have done but better. A smug know-it-all with delusions of grandeur and other such narcissistic tendencies. The Atmosphere Vacuum is not happy unless interfering in other people’s business and is happiest when belittling others.

The Atmosphere Vacuum is dull, uninteresting, repetitive and completely unaware that they are hated due a lack of social awareness.

The presence of an Atmosphere Vacuum is likely to induce feelings of depression, anger, or mild nausea. Should be avoided at all costs.
"Look out everyone, Jackie is on her way !!! Every man for themselves"
Man what a atmosphere vacuum
by Alex5377 October 9, 2008
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Sad Vacuum

A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum
by TorioWasHere March 2, 2023
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