vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.

I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.

vacuum breakfast by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010

vacuum bitch 

A female who is capable of eating incredible amounts of food at once. She does not feel full, and eats everything as fast as possible, so fast ,in fact, that she doesn't even taste the food.

"Oh my god Talia, why did you eat all of Sam's hot cheetos, he wasn't even finished eating??"
"I can't help it, I'm a vacuum bitch."

vacuum bitch by starfishtree May 30, 2018

vacuum the stars 

doing a line of coke

I vacuum the stars
So I can work longer
So I can earn more
So I can do vacuum more stars

*google I Do Coke Song*

vacuum the stars by ShortBusBall3r May 31, 2018

Vacuum a kiss 

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.

Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.

Vacuum a kiss by nolandc September 15, 2019

Vacuum Bitch 

A Female who is going to suck you no matter what

We had a fight, but I still have her name as vacuum bitch because Ik she’s gonna still suck me up

Vacuum Bitch by Jaiylor June 2, 2020

vacuum hole 

A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.

Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!

vacuum hole by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Vacuum'd 

Getting fucked doggystyle while you try to sip dried-up mango cooler from a carpet.

Jake totally vacuum'd me last night.

Vacuum'd by Arikawa March 11, 2021