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phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
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Nesbitt-Ungleichung

Eine Nesbitt-Ungleichung ist etwas, das offentlich wahr ist, aber unmöglich zu beweisen ist.
Max: Hey, diese Nesbitt-Ungleichung ist wahr. Weiß jemand einen Beweis dafür?
Roman: Nein.
by Pyth4goras April 3, 2020
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loaf of ugles

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.
"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."
by Merpface April 26, 2014
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"YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician
Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2025
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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