Guy: hey i just met a guy called Tyson
Girl: oh i love that guy, he has a 5 inch dick, often very funny and considered as a chad
Guy: im not gay but id fuck him
Girl: yeh unlike a guy called zak, fuck that 2
Girl: oh i love that guy, he has a 5 inch dick, often very funny and considered as a chad
Guy: im not gay but id fuck him
Girl: yeh unlike a guy called zak, fuck that 2
by dog eater 38743927932 June 24, 2020

like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.
by Z.Schram October 22, 2011

by Daddy biggens July 15, 2020

TYSON IS A BITCH
by deuhdwkfhdsjfhdshjbfdsjhbjfiud May 19, 2019

A useless piece of shit. A worthless human being. A man-child who's incapable of seeing his own faults and instead blames everyone else around him. A lying, cheating douchebag that cares about no one but himself.
Fucking Tyson, he just continues to prove that he's a piece of shit. I just don't have words to describe his level of incompetence as a father, and in general as a man. Just pathetic.
by I love pie and Pi June 11, 2018

Tyson is so quite
by goooooggggllleeee November 25, 2019

by The Important Person January 16, 2018
