twofer one

two people giving, only one receiving

"he took me home last night & gave me that twofer one"
"should have just went to denny's, the deal would be better"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023

TwoFer

A girl/woman that will steal, not one, but TWOFER boyfriends/husbands from the same ONE individual, named "A friend"

Be careful baby, that girl is a twofer.

by Lea1717a May 29, 2023

Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.

Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

Twofer

Twofer:

Disparaging. Is a racial slur of a person who is bi-racial.

A person who belongs to two minority groups and can satisfy two quotas or appeal to two political constituencies.

“Now Pierre Poilievre’s new candidate in Durham is a twofer,” said Trudeau to an audience that was laughing along with him.

by F*ckTrudeau January 26, 2024

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

kimbo twofer

when you say your going to have a cigarette and you actually have two, may also involve iPad game play.

I'm going for a smoke, maybe I'll make it a kimbo twofer.

by 276 September 2, 2013

charlotte twyford

A woman who is a very attractive artist. She usually doesn’t like to sing in public (based on anxiety ). She is usually flirting with all of da men and likes to party with a small group of friends or by herself. She is introvert to the outside world and extrovert with friends.

Man 1 : Yo my dude, did you see Charlotte Twyford ! She is looking damn fine today!

Man 2 : Ya man, she is sending to my friend who says she’s got a 10/10 bod!

by Damn girl April 24, 2019