by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022
Get the Three Twixesmug. A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the 2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrappermug. When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.
by skevwo February 26, 2021
Get the Iron Twixmug. When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.
by TheAguirres November 7, 2018
Get the Twixingmug. when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.
by poopsynooties May 28, 2021
Get the chunky twixmug. Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood
Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up
Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better
Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes
Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)
Jaice: Also…
Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU
Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)
Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022
Get the Twixmug. When two people who are involved in a relationship with a set of identical twins swap partners for comparison purposes.
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).
My girlfriend and her twin sister are into twixing.
by Mike6Kilo January 31, 2020
Get the Twixingmug.