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Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.
"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"
by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022
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2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off
Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Iron Twix

When oral sex is performed on someone with a penis and the giver of oral sex bites down into the penis while the sex is performed.
"Jesus dude that looks painful, what happened?"

"He gave me an Iron Twix and it hurts like hell."
by skevwo February 26, 2021
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Twixing

When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.
“Yo y’all Twix last night??”
“Yea that shit was sweet, twixing is my favorite
by TheAguirres November 7, 2018
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chunky twix

when you haven’t turned for several days and when you finally do the poop is so long and chunky and has huge chunkers in it.
flint is producing a chunky twix as we speak!
by poopsynooties May 28, 2021
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Twix

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3
by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022
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Twixing

When two people who are involved in a relationship with a set of identical twins swap partners for comparison purposes.
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).
My girlfriend and her twin sister are into twixing.
by Mike6Kilo January 31, 2020
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